Tech Support:  Yes, how can I help you?

Customer:   Well , after much consideration, I’ve decided to install Love.
Can you guide me through the process?

Tech Support:  Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?

Customer:  Well, I’m not very technical, but I think I’m ready. What do  I do first?

Tech Support:  The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located  your Heart?

Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it  okay to  install Love while they are Running?

Tech Support:  What programs are running?

Customer:  Let’s see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and  Resentment running right now.

TechSupport:   No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your  current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory but it will no longer  Disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a  module of its own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely  turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being  properly installed. Can you turn those off?

Customer:  I don’t Know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

Tech Support:  With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke  Forgiveness. Do  this as many times as necessary until Grudge and  Resentment have been completely erased.

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